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Dr. John E. Russell
211 F Highway A2***P O Box 27
Garden City, MO 64747-0027
August 1, 1995
Dear Friend:
Thank you for ordering
THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME
WHEN I SAID THAT I WAS
GOING TO WRITE A JOKE BOOK
(VER 3.5)
by John E. Russell
This electronic book is guaranteed not to rust, bust,
rip, tear, swear or bite the baby. It has no foul language
so it should not foul up your computer.
This is shareware. Please make unlimited copies of this
stupid joke book and pass them on to your gullible friends,
UNALTERED. (An appropriate gift for your mother-in-law.)
Please read it. Then, if you consider it to be of
value, use "How to Order" on the menu. (You can print it and
use it to wrap fish or line birdcages.) I will register you
and send a copy of the latest version in a plain brown wrap-
per or something else that's handy. (Your name will also be
sent to the IRS and the Draft Board.)
Sincerely,
John E. Russell
Copyright 1995 John E. Russell
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